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Now.. the questions!


Q: What the *bleep* IS Daniel?
*gets a beer and a twister mat* Describing Daniel is as easy as combining these two items.
...mrehehehehe...Hey waitaminute. You! Shoo! Our page! Get!
*chuckles and wanders off to the side*
You know he wasn't that far off.
Yahyah I know.. Hmmmmm... well first off.. I ain't no were.
And he aint a dragon.
And I ain't a human. Though..... both sets of my grandparents were 100% human. Go figure that one out!
Dna manipulation is a bitch.
But thats straying off the main point. What AM I......hmmmm....
To look forward you must look back.
SHOO!
*watches Thabian wander off again* Who does he think he is .. the Sphinx?
I guess. ... I'm a notta were... I'm notta dragon...sure as f*ck not an elf... notta satyr (yes somebody asked that)... I'm not some human in a freaky costume. (Yes they thought that too.) ..... I'm a hybrid! Okay that wasn't the reply you wanted but its all I got! ... come on lets go get drunk and play twister now.


Q: How do D&E know each other/how did they meet?
We've known each other all our lives, can't actaully remember our first meeting..
All I know is I can't remember not having him around... Our families are really really close... blood ties without actually being related.


These Q's are from Glenn!

Q:Just how flexable are the two kittyeared boys?
...I'm not answering this infront of all these people.
That information is classified, you need to be female to find out.

Q: Come on, really, they're a little Shonen Ai right? A hint of Yaoi between the two?
Okay .. Hmmm how to respond ... Oh yes .. DIE! DIE YOU EVIL PERSON! ... Not that there is anything wrong with Yaoi couples, but still, KILL YOU!
Yes! .. no not yes! Yes to what Enker said! We. Are. Not. GAY!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! PINK HAIR DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY!
Damn you people go read or watch Gundam Wing if you want your daily dose of yaoi.

Q: What are their bigest fears and weaknesses and how can Land better exploit them?
.... No way. Not answering.
So NOW I Know.. Land You better be hiding good Cause I'm gonna sic a rabbid gerbil on you.
You boys answer or you're going to have a diffrent answer to that previous question.
. . .
. . . He only asked so he could get us in trouble!
I'm sure Thabian would be willing to work with me on this.
Godsdamnit. Bees. I hate bees and they scare the crap out of me.
Spiders ... they freak me out to no end .. but they scare Thabian too so Nya!
And thats all you get! Next one!

Q: Does Enker like catnip as much as Danny?
Uh I dont know ... its just smells funny when its burnt, and scares me when its near Daniel.
And I don't like it! I just get all mega-catty on it!


Q from Shadow Coyote: Are you SURE they're not gay? They seem sorta light in the loafers. I mean, pink hair, girly looks, and that HAT! Plus, they Aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllways hang out together. Seems pretty suspicious! Come out of the closet, guys!!!!!!
*screams and goes hunting his shotgun!*
... whats gay about my hat?
Uh well I mean .. it like uh ... Where is my shotgun dammit!?
"... whats gay about my hat?!
Well it kinda looks like a power plug .. or like a 'right bloody pom'.
... like a WHAT?!?!
Kinda like you are looking for a socket to stick your head into.. ... I don't think that! Land told me!
NO! Not that! The second part!!!
Uh that you look like a skinny little british guy?
... hey big ears too. ... I'm off to claim the throne!
I wanna be a Duke!
Duke of Earl!
Okay this has just gotten silly. The answer is over.
Thabian erects a sign with 'Next question please'

Q from Odin B.Z.:Since Danny hates pink so much, and all the people who think he's gay cos he got pink hair, why doesn't he just wear a wig or just dye it?
Becuase the gods hate me. If I dye it it grows out so fast that in a couple of weeks I'd have to redye, that and would kill my poor hair! I'd rather have pink hair then be bald.
I've seen him bald, its not a pretty sight.
Yes, its a very unpretty sight. And a wig? I'd have to same problem I do with my hat. Hair grow so fast it sticks out and I'm too lazy to cut it that often.
Yap, plus how could we tell him appart from the other strange people if he didn't have pink hair?
...oh gee I dunno. THE EARS?
Yeah well sure if you wanna be picky.
OWNED!

Glenn asked: Can we see family trees for the boys?
Well Yeah sure, but this is classified stuff you know, no blabbing about it..
Ayep... I think to make things simpler we'll just each talk about our own trees. I'll go first!


Okay! Here's my tree! Pretty simple! There's ME!! Right there, my mom (She's REALLY smart!) and dad (He's... okay I guess), Jist and Tita Vavinchi, my full sister, Lina Vavinchi (Major bubble head, but also smart, just you'd never know it), she's like 30 years older then me! and.. okay it gets a LITTLE complicated here. Melody (annoying. Always wanting to wrestle and stuff. Grr.) is my half sister, but my dad didn't cheat on my mom! Azurea (Dunno she all sleeping!), Melody's mom like stoled his DNA or something and made her. And went into like a coma thing cuase of it. Dumbass. Okay well thats my nice simple lil family. YOUR TURN ENKER!



Dammit Okay here comes a very very long tiraid.. there is my dad Gregor Ironrose (Big stubborn swordfighter slash blacksmith), and his first wife Sabrina (Dont know much about her, she is supposed to have been really really nice and a bounty hunter).. and my siblings from that marrige, Michael (Fun, TALL, and a nature boy. Note he is married to Try'lia an elf, and has kids.) Kelly (Sweet, Smart, and a great icecone maker) Silk (The god of marketplaces) Melinda (Lesbian paladin knight girl, my second mom) Jessica (A traveling dancer, was adopted, I don't see her much) and Alane (A blacksmith almost as good as my Dad, married to Grogan a Dwarf and has kids).. and there is Armana my dads second wife (My stepmom) and her sons, Brian (Must kill evil hellspawn) Debin (Brute muscle .. brain of a gnat) and Harvey (Magical ball of nervous energy)... and there is My mystery mom .. Now like Daniel's dad and Melody My dad didn't cheat on my stepmom ... no he went on a wander, fell off a cliff in the Jag, was rescued by a Drow girl(My mom) and while he was all passed out he managed to knock her up... and there's me and my twin sister Lily (A cute ball of fuzz, alot like Lina).. Although she is barely my twin, we hardly look alike.. but what ya gonna do?
There, that wasn't that bad!
*falls into a panting heap* Need breath..

From Nagi-oki: Do Daniel and Enker have any love interests or crushes? (Here you go boyos,your one shot to prove your heterosexuality.)
Well a few girls when I was younger. Long list. ... right now I'm trying to get over Madison as she's all nice and happy with Kaya. But its hard cuase she's like so much like me and... blah. Now I'm all depressed.
I had a crush on Daniel's older sister Melody.. but well I kinda got over it.. sorta ... still think she is yummy hot... but other than that .. I've just been enjoying the view lately.

Q: So. Are the rumors that I've heard about Daniel sneaking into Enker's bed true?
What in hell kinda question is that?
Yah, really. I refuse to answer on the grounds its stupid.
Answer or die.
Only when its freezing fucking cold ... he sleeps ontop of my sheets with his sheets over him.
Um. Yah.
Reeeeeeally? I thought he didn't get cold anymore?
Lets shoot her.
See that was a recent development, he hasnt crawled into my bed since then!
And thats our final answer!