~Muffins?~
Artist: Eslington

"Wow talk about insane.
" I'm back! I'm back! Rejoice! Whoa! This is awesome! I love pictures like this! More more! Little muffin men!
Why so you can chase them down and consume them all, like some crazed godzilla like entity?
No! ... well maybe. That sounds fun! I want food that runs away.
Like all small woodland creatures before you cook them?
I gotta cook them.
So you want sentient food that you have to chase after and can eat without the need of cooking or cleaning?
... does sentient mean yummy?
Sentient means that they are like you and me.
We're yummy?
It means they can think.
No I don't wanna eat thinking things!
So food golems?
Uh... enchanted food!
Now there is a restraunt idea! Come to the Baste'n'Chase! Choose the food you want to eat then chase it down with your cutlery!
Yah!!!! I'd eat there every-fucking-day!!! 5 times!