~Role reversal~
Artist:David Hutchison

I rember this! You almost crushed me! And my fur almost fell out from shock!
Such a little uh... pussy!
Well I was only little then! It would have been weird if I was a big pussy.
You could read before me. So unfair.
But you can read ribbon and I can't.
Still, unfair. You didn't wanna play even as a kid!
I liked to play! I just didn't like being the toy!
But you make a great toy!
But I break too easy!
I didn't even have spikes or horns then!
Yeah, but you're still as energetic as you were back then.
And you suck even more!
No I don't!
Mrehehhee. Yah know, most people would excpet you to be pouncing me.
As a kitten?
yes, dumbass.
Well you're more cat like than I am.
Yah, but I mean just looking.
Well yeah, but unfortunately for them, this is reality!
*pounces*
ACK! *thud*