Hello happy folks who clicked the 'extended background' link button! As you may guess.. that's just what this page is! A nice long background of the two stars of the site, up until the point right after they became PCs!
After that point in time we had to stop the tapes as, well, if we told you everything.. we would need a website a whole lot bigger than this.
Hehhehehehe yap. They've been though so much.. and so much more is yet to come... and they can't know what's gonna happen to them.^~
Oh goodie.
Why do I feel like a lab rat that's about to get an anal probe?
Hey! How'd you two get in here?
Thabian walks over to an air vent, "Okay now I know why the thermostat wouldn't work."
Hey you think we're gonna let you tell them whatever?! We're here to make sure you don't tell them outrageous lies about us!
Enker nodnodnods "Evil people shouldn't tell other peoples history."
Gally gets a giant mallet, "You calling me evil?"
Thabian moves quickly to grab Gally's shoulder, "Hey wait they are giving us a break again, lets just sit back and let each of them tell his story." he grins.
.... I don't wanna do MORE work...
I don't trust them with this part.
Enker whispers to Daniel, "But if we don't we'll end up with a phony background."
Then lets grab some popcorn and watch.
Gally waves her hand and suddenly two comfy chairs and pop corn and sodas appear. "Remember you two, SUMMERIZE."
Thabian sits in one chair and snaps his fingers and two microphones appear in the boys hands.
What does summarize mean? * sarcasim *
Daniel mreeks as a brick falls on Enker's head.
Enker goes all swirly eyed and staggers..
Good shot.
Thank yew.
...*winces as the spotlight is shined on him and Enker. "...okay! First off.. we were born! I was born first cause I better and stuff!
Enker kicks Daniel in the shin, "Hey that's almost as bad as what I read they were going to say."
... they called me better? *grin*
No they said you were a fluke of nature.
...oh yah?
No. We said FREAK.
Thabian chuckles.
So we were born and everything was cool and shizzit..... until our first day of school.
Enker winces, "Do we have to do this one?"
Yes.
Well you people can imagine.. a pink haired boy and a kid who looks like a darkelf going to school for the first day.
It sucked. And that was our last day of school. ... and it lasted less then an hour come to think of it....
I think it was closer to two hours.. well it felt like that..
So.. after that we were home schooled...oh and a couple of weeks later Enker shifted for the first time.
And I spent two weeks as a kitten.
No talking about that for fifty lines.
... slave driver. Making us move on and be brief instead of pissing off on a tangent every subject...
Yeah geeze you would think they were in a big hurry to hear about Daniel and me being home schooled, or Daniel spending months in agony getting his spikes.
Might as well get to it. Mom was an effing slave diver in home school. .. and that second thing sucked, I don't wanna think about that.
What was next? Wasn't it something to do with your sister learning a spell?
Thabian bursts into laughter.
...that's a minor detail we need not talk of it.
Then what was after that? Oh wait ... there is a section of my life I would like to skip.
That's kinda a biggy there... here have a mushroom. *flips a huge one at Enker*
Enker catches it and bites it viciously.

Yeah... when Enks' dad found he's a necromancer...
Enker winces, "Damn bigot."
So anyway that sucked. And Enker took off for a bit..
A word to the hungry in the wilderness, purple spots on mushrooms do not mean 'candy'.
... I'm sorry. You're my friend and all but.... MREAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
Hey and when the pixies do that little dance on your naked ass, roll over its a porcupine.
Daniel laughs and laughs!
Thabian snorts and bangs the arm of the couch.
Gally tries not to spit her coke out.
Anyway.. Eventually Enks drug his ass home.
Daniel's home that is.
Aw, same thing!
And NOW the story starts to kick it uppa notch!
With our running away from home.
For a couple of reasons, A) get away from all the shit going on, B) TO SEEK OUR FORTUNE!
Enker laughs, "Which we haven't found yet .. well not as much as we want." his face gets serious, "Even though we joined with someone that looked like he could get us that."
Ah yes.... the sucky part of our story... and since were are Semi-OOC here...*tosses a snowball at Thabian* EVIL!
Thabian acks and wipes the snow from his face, "What the heck did I do?"
Thought up Judas!
Thabian grins, "Awwww but you two needed an evil guy."
Daniel grumbles, "And boy does Judas fill that position."
What do you want? An evil guy that isn't evil?
A break. .... lets get on with this shit. Enker you talk about evil Judas.
Enker nods, "How to explain a person more evil than Hannibal Lector and more powerful than a minor god?... A man made by chaos and an insanity that is never ending."
Order actually. And now I am gifted with OOC knowledge!!! Judas was actually a pretty okay guy... learning magic and all.... and he f*cked with something he really shouldn't have. He got sucked into someplace that just broke his fragile little mind. And spat him out 100 years later. Compactly. ButtF*ck. Insane.
Enker sighs and throws an apple at Thabian, "A$$#0l3. And after joining with Judas, we did some ... not so good things."
Lets see... helped organize his mindless orgish minions... spied... oh and there was Lrith. Lets not talk about Lrith. He also was a real ass to us in return for all our hard work.
Thats why we left as soon as we could.
Yap. And just so you know... we weren't total morons. He was a really nice guy at first. Alla f*cking act. So we escaped.
With just a little help from your parents.
Quiet you.
Its not like they helped much.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Thabian chuckles, "Only spanked your asses and put you out of the way."
Slapped our asses into the goddamn Heart. ... what the Heart is is complicated..... Enker you explain!
Enker gahs and grumbles "Gee thanks. Well the heart is like ... well .. if the universe had a point where everything started .. this is it .. its also the only stable place to ever exist in the void.. "
Yah.. and Mom figured (Rightly so) that nobody .. not even Judas could find us. So everything was going fine.
And then they thought with the little heads instead of the big ones.
Hey its not our fault that goddess was taking a bath in such a public place.
Mmmmmmmmm..... nude goddess ass... and boobs.... Mmmmmmmmmm *puuuuuuuuuuurrrrr*
Enker gets a dreamy look as he drools a little.
Thabian looks to Gally, "You want the honors?
Gally nodnods! and then presses a button and a pair of mallets come out and bop each one on the head.
Mreak!

Enker OWS! and rubs his head, "What did I do?"
I dunno but I think we should hurry up and finish. Okay soo... she saw us peeping... and blasted us with a...blast! of something.
It was all white and sparkly... and we woke up in a bad position just outside of the resort town of Mako Dale.
Butt-nekkid and totally broke.
Hehehehheeh!
Grrrr. ...We'd been blasted 140 years into the past... 123 years before we were born... and that's when our lives as PCs started! So we're done!
Enker nods, "Finally."
Daniel grabs Enker and zips off!
Gally looks at the people reading and then just points to the little up button at the bottom of the page.
Thabian grabs a beer and some pretzels "Onward and upward."