~Timmmmmbeeeeeer!~
Artist: Bad Loki

Soooomebody forgot how puny they were!
No somebody put too much crap in my backpack!
Think you shifted while you were walking or just picked it up?
I think I shifted while walking, I wouldn't have been able to pick it up if I was that small.
Now lets make up WHY you shifted! Cuz... I found a magic button that makes you shift at my will!
A spider jumped up at me out of the grass!
But then you'd be a kitten!
Not all spiders make me turn into a kitten!
I still say I have a button.
Alright, and why would you want to use it?
... *long puase as he thinks* Cuz I can!