~One Burben, One scotch, More Beer!~
Artist: Ryan Wilton

Well here is a prime example of us out on the town on a drinking stint.
Haha, you're already drunk.
Well I am a lightweight, at least I'm a cheep drunk!
I finished mine and I'm all not drunk and you aint' hardly touched it and you're WASTED.
I'm probably on my second!
Pft, LIES.
Not lies! I would not get drunk on just a one mouthfull! Well unless its dwarven beer.
could be... could beeeeee!
Nope! It's my second! And you're going to try and steal it!
I'm on my 5th then!
Hah! You've been taking drinking lessons from Kayana then!
Naw, just drinking more.
Well drinking 5 tankards to my one is kind of very Kayana like of you then.
You're just a girly man!
Nope! You're a drunkard!
Not yet, but i'm trying!