Hat hat hat!

~Hat hat hat!~
Artist: Gally

... I want that hat for real!
That is the coolest freaking hat I've ever seen!
Its... its too big for me!
So what? You saying you don't want it?
I ain't ever seen a hat too big for me before!
Heh, I could prolly get into that thing in hybrid form.
I mean seriously, I ain't ever seen a hat too big for me! What with my horns and ears NEVER!
Maybe someone made it especially just for you?
... then why would it be too big for me?
Because it looks cool like that?
I can't even hold my ears out to make it fit... thats a big hat. I MUST HAVE IT. Enker-slave, fetch it.
Nope! Ask nice!
Squeekers! Go fetch!