~A moment before EEEEK~
Artist: LimeyKat

Here I am just enjoying a nice moment in the sun reading a book, and here comes Daniel to scare the begeezus out of me.
Mrehehehehe!!! Go me go!
What Daniel doesn't realize is that he's half a moment away from a leopard kitten with all its claws out as it running up his leg in fright.
I am wearing kevlar pants!
Remeber girls and boys Kevlar is ment to stop bullets and impact weapons, while sharp objects go right on through!
Yah but your claws are tiiiiiny.
Yes but they are definately long enough to go through your pants.
I am wearing 2 pairs!
But I'll get to your face pretty quick!
I cover it up with my ears!
Ooooo thats gonna hurt.
.... yah that was stupid.
Win for me!
I bet your pants get a yellow stain on them.
Nah, I havent wet myself in a long time.
note: long time=2 years.
Hah! Lies!
Nope!
Thats a total lie! I win!
I win, I made you lose your place in reading!
Bah, you do that all the time.