~All dressed and nowhere to Swashbuckle!~
Artist: Ryan Wilton!

Wow I'm all dressed up to go out a pirating!
And RAVAGE!
Yeah I cant forget to do all the ravaging! It's part of the pirate code! One of the perks!
So think this is a costume party or you just gone nuts?
I think it's for a party, or maybe we're going out on a sea agdventure?
Butt pirate!
Nope that's you!
Nope, thats you. See, I'm the one everybody thinks is gay, so its not me. ITS YOU.
Your thinking is flawed! I am the Swashbuckling Cool Pirate! Not the gay one!
The Assbucking Cock Pirate more like it
:jumps at Daniel!: Ragh!
RAPE RAPE RAPE I NEED AN ADULT!
Just cause I look better as a pirate chasing booty than you do!
Man booty maybe.
Nope see only pirates with pink hair chase man booty.
Pink is manly now, didn't you see the news?
What The Gaily report?
Was on CNN and everything!
We don't get CNN on Jade Daniel.
We don't have the internet ethier but here we are.